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	<title>Schizmu</title>
	
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	<description>...Toronto and some insanity.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hello Snow… Now Go Away</title>
		<link>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/hello-snow-now-go-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hypatia</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[daily life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Above Ground]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[AGO]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Toronto]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[winter]]></category>

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		<description>It always starts off with a few innocent flakes.  Little white puffs that drift slowly, gently gliding this way and that until they settle ever so delicately onto the ground.
Then more come and they start to melt on the surface of the road or the sidewalk, putting a thin little layer of water over the [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>The Church That Prays Together Has Sex Together… Wait…</title>
		<link>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/the-church-that-prays-together-has-sex-together-wait/</link>
		<comments>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/the-church-that-prays-together-has-sex-together-wait/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hypatia</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[public perception]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[challenge]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[church]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ed Young]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://schizmu.net/?p=284</guid>
		<description>This entire thing feels like it was born out of a joke at a bowling alley.  Something along the lines of &amp;#8220;Hey, you&amp;#8217;re a pastor&amp;#8230; Do you get any?&amp;#8221;
Rev. Ed Young has challenged his congregation to have sex for seven straight days.  Which I&amp;#8217;m assuming really means have a session of intercourse for seven days [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>It’s Easy to Blame The Games</title>
		<link>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/its-easy-to-blame-the-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hypatia</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[controversy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brandon Crisp]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://schizmu.net/?p=277</guid>
		<description>I am struggling to say this in the nicest way possible.
Brandon Crisp was a fifteen year old boy who ran away from home after his parents took away his xBox priveleges.  About a month after he was first reported missing he was found day from injuries sustained while falling out of a tree.  Today is [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>Hi! I’m Crack Cocaine and I’ll Be Your Server</title>
		<link>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/hi-im-crack-cocaine/</link>
		<comments>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/hi-im-crack-cocaine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hypatia</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[coke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Role Model]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://schizmu.net/?p=274</guid>
		<description>So C. and I went out to do the whole date thing this past weekend.  We went to go see a movie and then follow it up with dinner.  The movie was great, we went to see &amp;#8220;Role Models&amp;#8221; and it was quite honestly the funniest comedy I have seen for a while.  Perfect for [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>Sixth Pregnancy and Delivery Carnival</title>
		<link>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/sixth-pregnancy-and-delivery-carnival/</link>
		<comments>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/sixth-pregnancy-and-delivery-carnival/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hypatia</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[relaxin]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[twin pregnancy]]></category>

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		<description>Welcome to the November 10, 2008 edition of pregnancy and delivery.

VideoJug presents Pregnancy &amp;#38; Birth - advice videos on Perinatology, Female Infertility, Conception posted at VideoJug: LIfe Explained. On Film.  Everything from experts to comedic relief; also contains a discussion board.

Julie Heath - More4kids Inc. presents Pregnancy Guide - The First Trimester posted at Julie [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>Hopefully This Will All Be Over Tomorrow</title>
		<link>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/hopefully-this-will-all-be-over-tomorrow/</link>
		<comments>http://schizmu.net/2008/11/hopefully-this-will-all-be-over-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hypatia</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>

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		<description>Ok that sounds a bit like a doomsday prophecy but that&amp;#8217;s not what I&amp;#8217;m getting at.
I am of course referring to the American elections, which, in my opinion, seriously cannot end quickly enough.  I would just like to know who thought this kind of system was a good idea, if the purpose was to create [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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