The Church That Prays Together Has Sex Together… Wait…
This entire thing feels like it was born out of a joke at a bowling alley. Something along the lines of “Hey, you’re a pastor… Do you get any?”
Rev. Ed Young has challenged his congregation to have sex for seven straight days. Which I’m assuming really means have a session of intercourse for seven days in a row, not constantly 24/7; which would be the real challenge in my opinion.
Young, 47, said he believes society promotes promiscuity and he wants to reclaim sex for married couples. Sex should be a nurturing, spiritual act that strengthens marriages
Nurturing and spiritual? Eeep. I’m not sure making sex sound like a meditation session is the best way to advertise, we have yoga for that.
What I’m not sure of however is how having lots of sex will discourage people he doesn’t want having sex to not have sex.
“I think it’s one of the greatest things you can do for your kids because so goes the marriage, so goes the family.”
Ok… yeah that makes no sense. How exactly do we explain that one to the kids? “Hey there kiddo, Daddy and Mommy are busy with the beast with two backs to encourage you to not do the same thing… until you’re married.” I’m pretty sure the only serious response elicited from that would be “Eueewwww.”
Hey, who knows though, maybe we need a religious sex revival. Wonder if Rev. Young would recommend combining sex and religion with these (NSFW) toys. (So NSFW and if you are worried you might go to hell by anything particularily blasphemous, stay far away.)
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