Michelle Malkin’s Yowling

The Boston Globe has compared Michelle Malkin complaints about a Dunkin’ Donuts ad featuring Rachael Ray, to a “yowl”. Which of course Malkin denies, because, well, that’s just unflattering.

Despite her best wishes however Malkin does yowl, somewhat like a cat in heat, without the benefit of being cute and furry. These yowls and howls are heeded by her tomcat-esque audience who respond to these guttural sounds of partisan hackery on pure instinct and hormonal drive without any use of their rational faculties.

I came across Malkin’s hatred for paisley scarves when she first started rallying her tomcats against Dunkin’ Donuts. Disappointingly her readers ate up her illogical conclusions and downright stupidity on why a silk scrap with a fringe just had to be a “keffiyeh”, even though the similarities stop at the oh so original colour scheme of black and white. Look out penguins and zebras, you little terrorist supporting bastards are next. Yes, her strays pounced on it like a freshly opened can of tuna.

Perhaps the most annoying point of Malkin’s yowling however is the fact that, although Malkin herself is careful not cross line into racism, clearly calling the the keffiyeh a “symbol of terrorism”, her readers have no problem spilling their racist swill. See the keffiyeh is “clearly” a sign of Palestinians, who we know are all Muslim terrorist scum. Because this is how it’s done in the new America of Malkin’s, O’Reilly’s and Robertsons. Fear monger until all the sense and reason is dead.

Of course we’ll ignore the fact that most men in most of the countries of the Middle East wear these “keffiyeh” type scarves, including the Bush family’s BFF in the Saudi Royal family. Funny how Malkin has managed to miss this little connection to keffiyehs for oh, about the last twenty years.

BFF linking arms, so cute

Look a whole pack

Talk about a terror supporter.

Ray wearing a PAISLEY scarf? Absolute evil, she should have known Malkin lacks the brain capacity to differentiate between different patterns. The US’s continued sucking up to a nation state filled with keffiyehs, which has proven connections to terrorism around the world along with direct connections to 9/11. Well that’s a-ok my friends.

There is something seriously wrong here.

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