On Aging Gracefully
“I’m just saying if I had to make the choice, no plastic surgery option, between having boobs or a perfectly flat washboard stomach, I would choose to have breasts.”
C: “I love your breasts, you love your breasts, but they are going to end up around your ankles.”
“What the fuck!”
C: “What?”
“What does that have to do with anything? I’m just trying to say I like having boobs, just like most women do and you’re telling me I’m going to get old and ugly.”
C: “Why are you getting upset with me?”
“Because I don’t need to be having this conversation when I’m 2-, at least wait until I’m 30 to tell me how unattractive I’m going to be.”
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